So, I got on a cute little outfit. I'm matching, looking cute, getting ALL kinds of compliments!! I'm really working it. Strutting around here like my shit don't stank - at least not today while I got this outfit on! WORK IT! WORK IT!
Anyways, so like 2 hours into my day, I'm sitting in a meeting and happen to cross my arms over my chest. My fingers ended up in my armpit. My fingers seemed to be not touching my cute little sweater jacket but instead the shirt underneath. "What the..." So, my fingers start probing around and sho' nuff, I got a BIG ASS hole in my arm pit!
Don't ask me what went on in the meeting cause I spent the hour trying to figure out if you can see the hole from behind or how I can make it through the day without lifting my arms. And to top it off I get back to my desk and upon further investigation I find a hole in the other pit too!!!
So, now before I get up from my desk I gotta make sure my sweater is strategically secured under my pits and then I can't move my arms when I walk. They are cemented to my sides! Just imagine my strut now! AIN'T ONE!
Guess that took me down about 2 pegs. Like "the Niece" always says "don't get big!". Sound advice!
Anyways, so like 2 hours into my day, I'm sitting in a meeting and happen to cross my arms over my chest. My fingers ended up in my armpit. My fingers seemed to be not touching my cute little sweater jacket but instead the shirt underneath. "What the..." So, my fingers start probing around and sho' nuff, I got a BIG ASS hole in my arm pit!
Don't ask me what went on in the meeting cause I spent the hour trying to figure out if you can see the hole from behind or how I can make it through the day without lifting my arms. And to top it off I get back to my desk and upon further investigation I find a hole in the other pit too!!!
So, now before I get up from my desk I gotta make sure my sweater is strategically secured under my pits and then I can't move my arms when I walk. They are cemented to my sides! Just imagine my strut now! AIN'T ONE!
Guess that took me down about 2 pegs. Like "the Niece" always says "don't get big!". Sound advice!
(One of the holes)
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