Thanks to an unwelcome visit from “Old Man Winter” I’m stuck at my computer for lunch, surfing the net. More specifically visiting my much loved gossip blogs.
(NEWSBREAK: The “Old Man” must be really pissed about something because he’s really letting us have it. With the wind chill it’s like -30 degrees. WTH! Do you have any idea what that feels like? It’s like being locked in your own little hell. Only in this hell there are no pits of fire. In this hell, you’re locked in a freezer. This UBER freezer is so cold that you instantly start to freeze. You know how in movies (think Empire Strikes Back or Demolition Man) when they freeze someone with liquid nitrogen and they instantly turn to ice? Well, imagine that but it’s a much slower process and you’re conscious, feeling every second of your flesh turning to ice. The cold is alive and creeps into you. It starts on any exposed skin, freezing cells as it makes its way to its goal – your core. Its objective is to put that fire out! It wraps itself around your fingers and toes. Starting as a tickle and ending in a vise grip. You don’t want to admit it but panic starts to set in. You can feel the heat rising out of you, being sucked away with the wind. It is unnatural. I’m sure it was purely devilish influence that put it in my great-grands minds to bring up the kiddies in this freakin’ ice-box)
BACK TO THE SHOW: Thanks to one of my favorite sites (check it out sometimes: http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/) I got quite an eyeful while eating my spicy beef and broccoli. I’ve got 2 words for you: Britney Houston. Meet my new friend in my head.
WHO’S WORKIN’ IT?
Check out Britney Houston on youtube. She has several parodies of your favorite music videos. This (Janet Jackson’s “Feedback”) is my favorite though. She is working it!
Britney Houton
vs.
Janet Jackson
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