Letter to the Boy

http://www1.umn.edu/twincities/index_rich.php?health
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How does this sound for my conversation with Aaron? Feel free to use this when yall talk to your kids too!

"Look Boy", Santa Claus has had some budget cuts this year. He had to lay off 1/2 of the elves. The sleigh needed some repairs. The government bailout he had hoped for didn't come through. Rudolph got in that nasty accident while on vacation in the South Pole and they had to bring in a replacement at a higher cost - those damn Hippogriffs cost a grip. And to top it all off Mrs. Claus caught Santa in the sleigh with Elf Eduardo and now is suing him for a divorce and is expected to walk away with 1/2 of the North Pole (I heard through the grapevine that she's taking the money and moving to Florida with the Abominable Snow Monster). All that to say that Christmas is gonna be tight this year. We're taking it back to the old days. You will get one wooden toy, an orange and a peppermint stick. And just to clarify with your birthday so close to Christmas I've decided that we won't be celebrating your birthday until April 9th, 2009." Peace!