It's Monday again and that means yet another clothing sna-fu. No more holes in the pits but just had to share what I discovered in my Monday morning staff meeting (yes, the SAME meeting I discovered the pit holes last week).
So, I'm sitting in the meeting trying HARD to stay awake. I was pushed out a little from the table cause I was pinching the inside of my leg to jolt me awake (this works for all of 3 seconds-only long enough for the pain from the pinch to shoot a little bit of adrenaline through your system). Anyways, I look down and discover...that my FAT ASS thighs have completely rubbed away the "cord" on my corduroys. Yes, between my thighs there is NO more cord left, no "swish-swish" will be emitting from my thighs as I walk, only smooth fabric. After a few more wears I suppose I'm gonna look down and see skin!
Talk to you soon!! ;) Signed, THUNDER THIGHS JONES!
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