I understand that morning breath is a fact of life. I'm sure all of us have experienced breath so foul that we can taste it. (Don't act like you ain't tasted your own stank breath before!) What I have a problem with is when I can taste other people's stank breath. Now don't get me wrong, I have tasted other people's breath, but those were people I loved and chose to partake in AM kisses sans mouthwash.
As many of you know, I am regular bus rider and look forward to my morning ride. It's my opportunity to nap, read, listen to music/radio or just sit back and let someone else drive. My intent this morning was to close my eyes and let the rhythm of the bus riding over spring thaw potholes to lull me to sleep. Imagine my disappoint when I settled into my seat and was immediately engulfed in a cloud of stank breath.
The young lady sitting in the sit directly behind me obviously didn't either brush her teeth for the full required 2 minutes or not at all. In addition, she must have had some kind of nasal blockage because her mouth was left open, allowing me to get a refreshed and potent burst of funk with every exhale. PUTRID! I was forced to put my recently lotioned fingers directly under my nose to block out her dragon breath.
So folks remember, we're all sharing this air. If you have any question about the state of your breath, please check it out. If you're still not sure then suck on a mint or grab some gum or better yet hit those teeth up with a quick brushing. Your dentist and the public will appreciate it!
Cougar
Check out my young hottie doing the damn thang! You go boy. I see I'm gonna have to watch ol' girl - I think she's trying to push up on my boy-toy crush.
News - Belinda Jensen
Did anyone catch the Channel 11 10pm News last night? OMG! I saw the funniest crap EVER. Belinda Jensen (a friend in my head) musta been having a rough night. Why did my friend show up on set looking like she had been rolling around on the floor only minutes before. Her hair was sticking straight out on one side and straight up in the back. She did the entire weather report with her hair looking a HOT DAMN MESS. Obviously, no one has got her back at the station - they coulda helped a girl out. I am on the hunt for footage - if I find it I will add it!
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