PCH is at it again

Just when I think that PCH (Publisher's Clearing House) can't be outdone with their outrageous merchandise, more questionable items show up between the Tupperware and Glow in the Dark piggy bank.

Totally Nude Yoga And Tai Chi DVD
Sold Elsewhere For $19.99!
2-in-1 DVD!The graceful movements of Tai Chi and Yoga, demonstrated by beautiful, nude performers! This two-hour, 2-in-1 DVD will mesmerize you with its unique blend of athleticism and erotica!
Warning: This DVD contains nudity, sexually explicit material and adult subject matter. Will be shipped discreetly. (Just in case that nosey neighbor in Grandma's high rise starts snooping around)

Close your eyes (well not really cause you have to keep reading, but just imagine). Grandma Mabel in her living room among the doilies and area rugs stripped down butt-naked doing yoga.

Or maybe not Grandma Mabel at all - HHHMMM - Heather Locklear did ask for a Yoga DVD and Yoga mat for our birthday! I wonder if they have over-night delivery?


Rug Beater
No Electricity Needed!
Clean Rugs the Old-Fashioned Way!
This sturdy steel rug beater is perfect for removing dirt and dust from area rugs.
Measures: 30-1/2"L x 9-3/4"W. Made of steel with wood handle.


Then as if Grandma Mabel wasn't strained enough after all her yoga...can you just see her pulling the rugs out of the house, throwing them over the banister to beat the dust and dirt out? What? This is not 1782. A vacuum comes in pretty handy now a days!