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Secret Agent Man
It’s been a minute since I’ve had the pleasure of seeing Secret Agent Man, so imagine my joy when I was walking to the bus stop and there he was sitting on the bench. I quickly rummaged through my purse and pulled out my phone. I then “faux texted” while trying to position my camera for the best picture without actually walking up to the man and telling him to “strike a pose”. The unfortunate thing was that he didn’t have on one of his Skittle colored suits but rather chose a more demure navy blue with yellow highlights (you can’t really see the detail, but believe me up close and personal you get the full effect of the sunray yellow against the navy sea) for the unseasonably warm day. And of course he had his ever present attaché case (never leave home without it) with all his top secret accouterments. The funny thing is that when the bus pulled up and he was walking toward the stop, a group of girls was standing behind me and one of them said “Look, look there’s suit man.” LOL, I almost laughed out loud. I guess I’m not the only one in awe of the suits.

Notice the Secret Agent Sunglasses!

Oh Really?
From time to time on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update they have a sketch called “Really”. It’s usually directed at some idiot public figure that did something stupid and got caught. Well, “Oh Really” was the first thing that popped into my mind while waiting for the bus the other day and spied a pickup circa 1990 with a flag pole sticking out of the back. I’m talking a regular size flag and pole. Not a little flag pole and flag that you might stick on your dash. I’m talking life size. The kind we used to have hanging in the special little metal flag holder, next to the door, in our school classrooms size flag. My next thought was “I’m gonna need for you to go back to Alabama with that”. I can’t say too much more, just have a look.

As they drove away all I could hear was....